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Things fanfiction authors do

lannamichaels:

imogenpenn:

bluebirdsandink:

caldera32:

*posts chapter*

*checks page to make sure chapter hasn’t transformed into 100% typos*

*refreshes to check for reviews*

*refreshes again*

*resolves to go to bed and not check until morning*

*goes to bed, turns on phone, checks for reviews*

Yup

…awkwardly true

*discover typo five months later*

*cry*

sneakingbear
sneakingbear:

yeiikaa:

olicityendgame:

anaveragegirl15:

littletrenchcoatangel:

thehoodofbrotherhood:

finnicks-whotalian-fangirl:

yusufdaistanbooty:

yamibree:

The Infamous Touchy Feely Bible Camp Staff

The Undead TruthWelp

bow to me I am the bible nazi

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE ESTABLISHMENT

bow to me, i am the buzzkill

Behold, the White Bitch.

Fuck you, I’m the White Bitch!

The deadly truth! 

The Horrifying Customer…Time to go to Walmart

The overwhelming decision to give up.

sneakingbear:

yeiikaa:

olicityendgame:

anaveragegirl15:

littletrenchcoatangel:

thehoodofbrotherhood:

finnicks-whotalian-fangirl:

yusufdaistanbooty:

yamibree:

The Infamous Touchy Feely Bible Camp Staff

The Undead Truth
Welp

bow to me I am the bible nazi

EXCUSE ME AMERICA, IT IS I, THE WHITE ESTABLISHMENT

bow to me, i am the buzzkill

Behold, the White Bitch.

Fuck you, I’m the White Bitch!

The deadly truth! 

The Horrifying Customer
…Time to go to Walmart

The overwhelming decision to give up.

sneakingbear

wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment